A fartmitzvah is a special time when a person is extraordinarily gassy and is just farting up a storm, so much so it almost feels like a celebration in that the farter is not holding back.
Geezus Christ Mike , Anna had some of your left over chili last night, and an hour later, it was like somebody threw a fartmitzvah for
Anna. The whole apartment was in a brown sulphuric fog.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.