Farcking

Farcking

Last night I made farcking with my girlfriend she love make sex and fart at same time.

by Memethkerim November 8, 2018

Toothpaste Fracking

When you cut open an empty tube of toothpaste to get the last little bit

Instead of going to the store for toothpaste like an adult, I've just been toothpaste fracking for the last couple days

by AyAron87 March 14, 2022

Fracking Mess

An act of farting that is so bad that it is comparable to the amount of gas in the middle east.

"Hey man, can I stay at your house tonight? My dad had a fracking mess in our house and I can't sleep with the smell of fart entering my nostrils."

by CookPu69 January 13, 2014

Farlking

The act of walking and farting at the same time. This act is done either because one is in a rush to get to one's destination and does not have time to stop and fart; or if the fart is silent, it is done so one can fart relatively anonymously without others knowing the origin of the fart since by the time others smell the fart, the person farting has walked on.

This is the verb form; the noun form is Farlk, which is simply a fart that is done while the farter is walking.

I was late for my plane so I was falking between gate A and gate C.

I knew my farts were silent and did not want to be accused of farting so I was farlking so no one would know I was the person causing the incredible bad smells.

by TOTH May 26, 2013

Fracking

A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.

Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.

by onehandcrabbing April 28, 2012

Furcking

The act of human-dressed animals (Furries) having sexual intercourse.

My weird friends like furcking each other.

by MrNahs804 July 4, 2021

Furcking

Two furries doing the deed in bed ;))

"What the hell are you watching"
"Dude they're furcking"
"WHY ARE YOU WATCHING FURRY PORN"

by Mr. Nash July 4, 2021