fappin

to masturbate
jack off
normally used for a guy
but girls can also use it

"i was busy last night"
" you were fappin!"

"brb"
"you were fappin"

naughty talk
fappin!

by arielj December 5, 2007

Fappin

To have a wank (masturbation)

I was fappin my dick in my bed last night

by Gaylad18 June 9, 2018

Fappin'

Fappin': Equivalent to words such as "smashing", "amazing" and the like.

Also means to yank ones penis ever so sensually.

Bubba: That's a FAPPIN' new pair of shoes you got there!
Jonathan: Why thank ye! I love fappin' while wearing these fappin' shoes!

by Pammy Pop April 17, 2014

Fappin' Fever

When someone is stuck inside for too long with nothing to do they may go crazy with fappin' fever (uncontrollable masturbation).

Guy 1: How was your break? I heard you were snowed in for a week.

Guy 2: It was a dark period in my life, I was stuck on my computer all day.

Guy 1: Fappin' Fever?

Guy 2: I'm chafing...

by Schlong Connery February 10, 2010

Fappin it

masturbating vigorously, usually to Spankwire
and between WoW raids

Ok, its 7:28 and the raid doesn't start 'till 7:30 so
I'll be fappin it for 2 minutes Brb

by Deathblooms April 27, 2008

fappin yer thug till it smell

phrase for male masturbation

get out of the bathroom and stop fappin yer thug till it smell

by mcree007 July 12, 2025

Goose'Fappin

1) German slang term from the Brasche origins meaning the art of self love with a live goose.

2) The act of a Goose preforming self love.

3) The act of wearing a Goose costume while performing self love. AKA Doin the Hans !

..." Oh Man... I cant wait for my new furry goose suit. Gonna get in to some serious Hans style Goose'Fappin this weekend"

... you think Mother duck over there would be into some Goose'Fappin ?

.... Hey Billy... you see the Goose in the water over there... I think he's Goose'Fappin !

by MackDaddyMackDaddy September 12, 2017