Fapperblasted

Slapping someone awake just before ejaculating on their face. Although water and other methods of waking the person maybe used.

Last night, at 4:00 AM, I fapperblasted my girlfriend. She was all, "that was uncalled for," and I was like "but you said anytime."

Fapperblasted by HIV-Survivor/Zombie March 21, 2016

Fappergasted 

stunned, flabbergasted by what you just fapped to.

wow i didnt know that would make me cum, but here we are. im fappergasted.

Fappergasted by EggbertHumpadink January 20, 2011

fappergasted 

The feeling of extreme exhaustion the comes over you right after long session of masturbation.

Man, I was on the interwebs last night looking at porn and went to bed fappergasted.

fappergasted by whcgonzo November 11, 2011

faggerblasted 

The state of a straight person shortly after realizing that he/she is hanging out in a gay-bar in a foreign city.

Guy 1: Man, how was your trip to Aix-en-Provence?
Guy 2: Everything was fine until we got faggerblasted in this place called "Odeur du Chef"!

faggerblasted by jorgev December 20, 2008

Fappergasted 

When your about to bust while whacking and the camera to the guy busting causing you to miscalculate your orgasm

I should've watched the finale before blowing my load so I wouldn't get fappergasted

Fappergasted by Trevor Weinberg September 5, 2017