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provence 

she's perfect.

yes i very obviously wrote that about myself their's like 10 of us to have ever existed and the only other definition i could find for my name on here was a good name for weed that uses one of the nicknames i'm the least fond of so yk
stranger: bro your name is provence? damn you gotta be smart, sweet, stunning and caring!
provence: i mean like absolutely but then again who's to say i wouldn't want to come off as absolutely in love with myself i like to consider me as a rather modest creature.

provence 

A code word for weed, it refers to 'herbes de Provence' (a mixture of dried herbs typical of the Provence ) because they both have similar colors.
'You wanna smoke s'um Provence dude?'
provence by Jonkoboy420 February 4, 2017

Woo-ham Province 

Internet mind-viruses that won't believe that the COVID crisis is just what it is - a rampant dangerous virus of natural origins. Instead we are to believe it comes from secret military labs (in China of course) or was activated by 5G mobile phone signals, in a bid to get us all in lock-down, in a fascistic mind-controlled police state or to implement Agenda-21. Just nuts.
It is located somewhere in the backwoods of the US Deep South or Bible-belt, where 1st cousins or brothers and sisters marry, they bathe once a fortnight and where dinner is either road-kill or lead bullet-ridden wild hog.
The mind virus contagion from Woo-ham Province is spreading and the hicks are hoarding more guns than usual and lynching anyone non-Caucasian.

Provincetown 

Town at the end of US 6 on Cape Cod. Noted for its large Gay community
Gay guy 1:OMG! Look at steven! he got that boa in Provincetown! It looks so good on him

Gay guy 2: We should just take him home and spank him on that arse

Gay guy 1: Oh yeah!
Provincetown by PetePimp July 24, 2006

Provinceside 

a. When you're in Canada, you are provinceside.
b. When you want to use the word stateside to sound cool but you are Canadian.
Nate: Hey girl, I thought you were visiting Buffalo. Where are you now?
Sarah: I'm provinceside. I had to get back to buy some maple syrup.

Cindy: I will stay longer than I expected in Thailand but I will catch up with you in Toronto soon.
Nate: See you provinceside.

Yukon-man: I was visiting Alberta there were so many trucks with trucknuts.
Yukon-man2: Oh, I see you were provinceside eh?
Provinceside by J-nate August 1, 2017

provender bag 

feed bag, commonly used to feed horses their oats.
ye ask: whats a provender bag?,tis the bag he puts his provender in
provender bag by wallbight August 22, 2008
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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