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provence 

Fun to be around and very good at talking
He is a real Provence
provence by Rizzo 2 June 2, 2017
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provence 

she's perfect.

yes i very obviously wrote that about myself their's like 10 of us to have ever existed and the only other definition i could find for my name on here was a good name for weed that uses one of the nicknames i'm the least fond of so yk
stranger: bro your name is provence? damn you gotta be smart, sweet, stunning and caring!
provence: i mean like absolutely but then again who's to say i wouldn't want to come off as absolutely in love with myself i like to consider me as a rather modest creature.

provence 

A code word for weed, it refers to 'herbes de Provence' (a mixture of dried herbs typical of the Provence ) because they both have similar colors.
'You wanna smoke s'um Provence dude?'
provence by Jonkoboy420 February 4, 2017

Woo-ham Province 

Internet mind-viruses that won't believe that the COVID crisis is just what it is - a rampant dangerous virus of natural origins. Instead we are to believe it comes from secret military labs (in China of course) or was activated by 5G mobile phone signals, in a bid to get us all in lock-down, in a fascistic mind-controlled police state or to implement Agenda-21. Just nuts.
It is located somewhere in the backwoods of the US Deep South or Bible-belt, where 1st cousins or brothers and sisters marry, they bathe once a fortnight and where dinner is either road-kill or lead bullet-ridden wild hog.
The mind virus contagion from Woo-ham Province is spreading and the hicks are hoarding more guns than usual and lynching anyone non-Caucasian.

Provincetown 

Town at the end of US 6 on Cape Cod. Noted for its large Gay community
Gay guy 1:OMG! Look at steven! he got that boa in Provincetown! It looks so good on him

Gay guy 2: We should just take him home and spank him on that arse

Gay guy 1: Oh yeah!
Provincetown by PetePimp July 24, 2006

Provinceside 

a. When you're in Canada, you are provinceside.
b. When you want to use the word stateside to sound cool but you are Canadian.
Nate: Hey girl, I thought you were visiting Buffalo. Where are you now?
Sarah: I'm provinceside. I had to get back to buy some maple syrup.

Cindy: I will stay longer than I expected in Thailand but I will catch up with you in Toronto soon.
Nate: See you provinceside.

Yukon-man: I was visiting Alberta there were so many trucks with trucknuts.
Yukon-man2: Oh, I see you were provinceside eh?
Provinceside by J-nate August 1, 2017

provender bag 

feed bag, commonly used to feed horses their oats.

ye ask: whats a provender bag?,tis the bag he puts his provender in
provender bag by wallbight August 22, 2008
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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