fapperware 

Materials that are used for the act of fapping such as magazines, lotion, lube, soap (ouch), sock, etc.

Now where did I place my fapperware collection.

This pic is so faptastic it's going into my fapperware stash.

fapperware by Funjelly November 3, 2015

Fapperbate 

A fusion of the word "fap" and the word "masturbate".

I couldn't help but fapperbate to that cleavage shot of your mom at the soccer game.

Fapperbate by duberry January 3, 2010

tapperware 

Plastic containers used mostly to carry food products. Often the central focus of parties held by old bored South African woman called tapperware parties. This has amazed South African men for years.

I am going to put the left overs from our tapperware party into this tapperware so that it is easily stored in the fridge.

tapperware by Toffa Saffa April 23, 2008