Fap-Attacking is when you furiously
masturbate to any of the Attack Attack songs. Doing so can cause one or all of many reactions. If you listen to any fast paced songs, and if you
jerk your wanker vigorously enough, you can obtain the ability to for a few seconds, become a Super Saiyan 17. The after effects
may cause cancer of the everywhere, and bleeding from the ass and earlobes. If you fap to a slower paced song, there is a one in a 117.4563 chance that you will be teleported to an alternate dimension and meet a gay jesus. The only way to get back is to travel 5 miles to castle Brennenburg and beat the
game Amnesia: The
Dark Descent, without a lantern. After you, and if you survive, you will leave castle Brennenburg, and wander into a swap where there will be 2 mile tall jellyfish with thorny neck dicks, that can and will brutaly rape your anus until your teeth turn into glass shards of
fork, that will jump down your throat and stab your colon until you cry. After the swap, you will come up to the portal. Unfortuantly, that portal is actually a trap that teleports you to the inside of a giants sweaty arm bracelets. Once you jump out of his crunchy
grundle cage, you will need to parachute down to the ground ( WARNING, LANDING IN ANYWHERE BESIDES THE INVISIBLE
SWITCH THAT BRINGS YOU BACK TO
REALITY WILL CAUSE IMMEDIATE DEATH. )
Fap-Attack: "
Luke i'm totally going to Fap-Attack when i get home!"
Fap-Attacking: " Sorry Walter i'll talk to you
later im Fap-Attacking right
now."
Fap-Attacked: "Yea Mike i totally Fap-Attacked yesterday."
