The act of staring at women's breasts or ass for long periods of times, sometimes from at a distance. These people are often known as lurks.
by LocsOnly January 10, 2010
Something very appealing to lurks, these often result in massive fapattacks after a cluster blubbing sesh. A lurktastic may be anything from a female that they would like to lurk on, or a male that they would like to be friends with, but end up lurking anyway.
Beau found Matt and Andy lurktastic but as a result they became scared when he asked them to go cluster blubbing with him and Michael, and when they refused, Beau had a massive fapattack.
by LocsOnly January 10, 2010
The act of be able to think of nothing but fapping, and having the need to fap immediately. Often caused by not fapping over a long period time, or viewing viewing a fap-tastic sight.
by LocsOnly January 10, 2010