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Fantrillo 

A short but loud enough fart that only occurs during a strong bout of laughter or when one feels exceptionally tired.

WARNING: When the two are put together, Fantrillo may lead to a feacal accident in the bed.
One morning after a good night out with her friend, Anna is watching telly and laughs.. "OH NO! FANTRILLO!!!"
Fantrillo by G.Strad November 4, 2010
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fartriloquist 

Anyone who farts and manages to have all of his companions blame it on someone next to him. Bonus points if the person who gets the blame is some innocent stranger.
Wow! That guy standing by us in 7-Eleven really blew a nasty fart. It smelled so bad my teeth hurt." "Actually, that was me. I'm a fartriloquist.
fartriloquist by PsychoPuppyDad April 4, 2011

fantello 

n: fetus aft Horatio Fantello, the first fetus
"The sonogram revealed a healthy, 16-week-old fantello."
fantello by Hector Schechner April 22, 2005

fartriloquist 

A person who passes the blame when he passes the gas. One who farts and gets someone else blamed.
The dad yelled at his son, "did you shit" after the fartriloquist in Walmart completed his performance.
fartriloquist by dj1 September 24, 2011

Fartriloquist 

One who projects flatulence in such a manner so as to create the appearance that said flatulence (and ensuing aroma) was the product of an unknowing, and normally unsuspecting, third party.
Steve: You stink!

Chuck: Wasn't me.

Chad: Wasn't me either...

Rick: There must be a fartriloquist sneaking around.

fantroll 

an overly defensive fanboy who patrols in a forum for negative comments about the forum's topic, and shows no respect for people's right to criticize by changing the subject to (insulting) the critic.
ordinary moviegoer, "This movie sucks because the plot is so deliberately confusing..."

fantroll, "OMG, you are so stupid its unbelievable, you obviously don't have the brain to grasp how brilliant Inception is, go watch Twilight you idiot."
fantroll by yxuz March 3, 2011

Fartriloquist 

1. One who has the ability to 'throw' their farts. Thus misdirecting the source of the smell and absolving themselves of any blame;
2. A master in the art of Fartriloquism.
John: Who the eff farted?! Was that you Steve?

Steve: No, it was that guy Danny over there in the corner. He's an expert Fartriloquist.
Fartriloquist by Pete Pete Pete March 4, 2011
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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