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Fanny-Packing 

Cut a hole in your fanny pack, then stroke your cock or pet the kitty
Devin: Did you see Raquel fanny-packing?
Robert: Ya, I think I saw some of her pubes.

The Fanny Pack Warrior

AKA Epic Beard Man, a legendary veteran warrior who wears a fanny pack, has a badass beard and if you piss him off, he will falcon punch you into the ground.
The man who stood up to Tyrone

See the epic battle; search "AC Transit Bus Fight. I am a MOTHERFUCKER" on youtube.
Tyrone goes a little too far and pushes EBM over the edge...
In a recent interview, The Fanny Pack Warrior stated:

''Its better to be pissed off than pissed on''

His legacy will go down into the archives of history, and he will never be forgotten - He is a true American hero.
The Fanny Pack Warrior by BobCatFlee February 21, 2010

fanny packer 

A person(s) who packs things in their ass like a fanny pack
Pretty sure that guy Bobby is a fanny packer
fanny packer by Theslippyone November 19, 2017

fanny pack 

A pouch or other device used to hold items usually worn around the waist. Most often used as an alternative to a man-purse.
Frank keeps his lube and lipstick in his fanny pack.
fanny pack by ??? September 27, 2003

Fanny Pack 

A bag worn around the waist by people who think it is still 1990.
Hey, your mom called and she wants wants her fanny pack back.
Fanny Pack by pie is cool May 18, 2010

fanny pack 

A purse tied around the waist with a buckle.
Wearing the fanny pack is socail suicide
fanny pack by tippcitian July 2, 2004