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A turd savant is the Rainman of poop. This unique genius can tell you the state of your health with a quick look at your poop.
Turd savant: See how that log veers to the left? Not good. Drink chamomile tea at bedtime for a week to get more rest. Then snap a pic of your morning poop, text it to me and I will give you an update.
by LetsPlayKeepAway December 18, 2019
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In elementary school she was given a job. To witness her little friend in a very big train. To help save him. The dark forces in long black trenchcoat really enjoyed watching the sick long train ride. They didn't want Elena to leave. So they beat the crap out of her and gave her a concussion. She threw up and got a broken nose and never had the same mind again. They disabled her. She got invited back to clean up the vomit and became a favored pet of the dad that drove the train.
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In elementary school she was given a job. To witness her little friend in a very big train. To help save him. The dark forces in long black trenchcoat really enjoyed watching the sick long train ride. They didn't want Elena to leave. So they beat the crap out of her and gave her a concussion. She threw up and got a broken nose and never had the same mind again. They disabled her. She got invited back to clean up the vomit and became a favored pet of the dad that drove the train.
Some people say Elena has CRS because she's an crack smokes too many dogs cant quit alocohol etc. Its actually because the men in black literally bashed her brains in. Try as she might over the years she cant remember shit. So if she doesn't remember your face or name or that you have a meeting now you know why.
by LetsPlayKeepAway December 20, 2019
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