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fanny-dick

a dick that is permanently wet from the production of excessive pre- cum resulting in it feeling like a moist fanny
His fanny-dick was extra wet today i felt like I was going down on a woman!!!
fanny-dick by Fi69 May 1, 2020

fanny dicking 

Fanny dicking is where a man first gets his dick wet in a cup of cold tea and decides to slowly insert into into the vagina. Once inserted, the girl would then move up and down until he ejaculates. Once ejaculated the man removes his semi erect penis and the girl then licks the cold coffee of of the man's penis and then says, "woah that caffene hit me hard"
Me and my boyfriend decided to try fanny dicking and loved the taste of cold coffee
fanny dicking by JoeM1999 February 26, 2017

fanny pack full of floppy dicks

1.A person that has an unpresentable appearance in uniform, no military bearing, or respect for senior members

2.A straight up slob
That soldier looks like a fanny pack full of floppy dicks

You fancy a sclop nigger dick wet balls pussy Gina 

Very me and a lot of schlop nigga
You fancy a sclop nigger schlop You fancy a sclop nigger dick wet balls pussy Gina

fannylicker 

Someone who is extremely dumb... and licks fannies.
You are such a fannylicker.
fannylicker by Josh July 9, 2004
Ed is such a Fannylick
fannylick by Gulley May 8, 2006
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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