Deluded, irrational fans of the actress Jennifer Aniston. Usually middle-aged housewives, they firmly and mistakenly believe that Aniston is a
beautiful, talented actress. Fanistons hate Angelina Jolie with a passion as they (still!) blame her and her hypnovagina for breaking up Aniston'
s marriage to Brad Pitt.
"The only reason Jen hasn't won an
Oscar like that slut Whorelina! is that she'
s too good and pure to fuck her way up the ladder." -- An actual quote from a Faniston
"Christ, you should see the Fanistons screaming about 'BLACKFACE' over on justjared in an attempt to get
people riled up. Yeah, whatever, beeyotches." -- An actual quote from a normal humanbeing