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Mani-Pedi-Facial
When a woman gives two handjobs at the same time while getting her toes sucked and receiving a load on her face. Fantastic day at the spa!!!
Louise tried a new nail salon in the seedy part of town. She wondered why there were only men working to give a Mani-Pedi-Facial
Mani-Pedi-Facial by will bitten September 14, 2017
I am way past facing reality!
“I am way past facing reality!” Is a statement of clarity beyond clarity. This statement is a counter slap to someone who thinks that they are trying to alert you to the reality of a situation. It’s another way of saying: “Oh, allow me to retort, MOTHERFUCKER!”.
Lover #1 You have to face reality, our relationship is in trouble and we need to talk.
Lover #2 I am way past facing reality! OUR RELATIONSHIP IS OVER!!!!!
Lover #2 I am way past facing reality! OUR RELATIONSHIP IS OVER!!!!!
I am way past facing reality! by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 23, 2023
Oonch Fancier
British slang from the 1950s thought to have originated in East Anglia and meaning a lesbian. The word oonch is thought to have derived from the dialect pronunciation of 'conch' and was used as a slang name for the vagina due to the resemblance of the opening of the female genitalia to the opening of a conch shell. Thus a lesbian became an oonch fancier.
Oonch Fancier by AKACroatalin April 10, 2015
King of Fancams
Anyone who is into K-pop knows the title belongs to Kim Taehyung (V) of BTS because he always tops lists of "Most Viewed Fancams" on Youtube. He isn't just the most-watched in his group, but in K-pop as a whole.
"We all know V is the King of Fancams, but what's your favorite fancam?"
"Spring Day V Focus Fancam is the one I keep going back to."
"Spring Day V Focus Fancam is the one I keep going back to."
King of Fancams by Bangtan2013 January 16, 2021
facial aesthetics
leonardo dicaprio is blessed with god tier facial aesthetics no wonder he looks so young even in his 40s
facial aesthetics by curlydude January 2, 2017
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square grouper
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square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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