Fan-mail
When you arrive at a friend's or associates house but there not home so you masterbate in the postbox to let them know someone had called while they were gone
Fan-mail by Private A.M. Bulance January 9, 2025
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fan mail
Letters or packages sent to someone who is typically famous from a fan and its not considered stalking, weird, creepy, or scary. It gives fans a chance to show how much they love that person
fan mail by ILoveCollinsKey November 19, 2013
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vatican fan mail
Slang:
The act of defecation.
Directly synonymous to;
To dump a turd.
To Pinch a Deuce.
Used Reflexively with: Vatican Postage Stamps.
The act of defecation.
Directly synonymous to;
To dump a turd.
To Pinch a Deuce.
Used Reflexively with: Vatican Postage Stamps.
Example 1:
I am not sure if what I ate earlier is disagreeing with me or not but after that last fart I think I need to send some Vatican Fan Mail.
Example 2:
If your going to the John make sure there is plenty of Vatican Postage Stamps in there before you deliver Vatican Fan Mail.
I am not sure if what I ate earlier is disagreeing with me or not but after that last fart I think I need to send some Vatican Fan Mail.
Example 2:
If your going to the John make sure there is plenty of Vatican Postage Stamps in there before you deliver Vatican Fan Mail.
vatican fan mail by Fractious1 November 28, 2017
Individual fan mail
Individual fan mail by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd July 18, 2020
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