Fan-mail 

When you arrive at a friend's or associates house but there not home so you masterbate in the postbox to let them know someone had called while they were gone

James wasn't in when we called round so I left him some fan-mail

Fan-mail by Private A.M. Bulance January 9, 2025

fan mail 

Letters or packages sent to someone who is typically famous from a fan and its not considered stalking, weird, creepy, or scary. It gives fans a chance to show how much they love that person

"Omg i love Collins Key so much"

"You should send him some fan mail"
"Good idea!"

fan mail by ILoveCollinsKey November 19, 2013

vatican fan mail 

Slang:

The act of defecation.

Directly synonymous to;

To dump a turd.

To Pinch a Deuce.

Used Reflexively with: Vatican Postage Stamps.

Example 1:
I am not sure if what I ate earlier is disagreeing with me or not but after that last fart I think I need to send some Vatican Fan Mail.

Example 2:
If your going to the John make sure there is plenty of Vatican Postage Stamps in there before you deliver Vatican Fan Mail.

vatican fan mail by Fractious1 November 28, 2017

Individual fan mail 

To write to each fan individually to show love and respect for the support that was given.

Individual fan mail just be patient.

Individual fan mail by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd July 18, 2020