A photo that consists of a mother, a father, and their children (although grandparents may apply). Except when an Orphan takes them they are called selfies.
Hey! remember the Family Photo Billy took? He looked so cool in that jacket!
Oh hey there! I saw your family picture when we partied last night. You look like someone trying to cosplay as a baldperson with a wig.
An ancient Greek proverb noting the momentary lapse between discomfort and comedy, between estranged family members when a camera lens watches over them like the legacy they yearn to create for themselves.
Photographer: 'Say: Family look best in photographs'
Family: '? 0........1........2'
Photographer: (pauses until the family realise no ancient Greek proverb could involve a camera)........CLICK Family: '........4........5........applause :)'
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"