family photo 

if you take these just fuck you

hey wanna take a family photo. no fuck you

family photo by peeeeeakd September 4, 2021

Family Photo 

A photo that consists of a mother, a father, and their children (although grandparents may apply). Except when an Orphan takes them they are called selfies.

Hey! remember the Family Photo Billy took? He looked so cool in that jacket!
Oh hey there! I saw your family picture when we partied last night. You look like someone trying to cosplay as a bald person with a wig.

Family Photo by XxZoo wee mamaxX January 6, 2021

family photo 

Slang for make a holiday themed adult film with immediate peers

You hear about Jon? He got his entire graduation to make a family photo

family photo by SheerAgony December 18, 2016

Family look best in photographs 

An ancient Greek proverb noting the momentary lapse between discomfort and comedy, between estranged family members when a camera lens watches over them like the legacy they yearn to create for themselves.

Photographer: 'Say: Family look best in photographs'
Family: '? 0........1........2'
Photographer: (pauses until the family realise no ancient Greek proverb could involve a camera)........CLICK
Family: '........4........5........applause :)'

Family look best in photographs by little-miss can't do wrong September 10, 2011