Fambuta

Someone who is a complete and total bitch in evey aspect of the word. It can also mean someone who ruins a good time

We were all kicked out of Wal-Mart because this stupid FAMBUTA was trying to ride the shopping carts.

by LxUxIxS November 10, 2006

fabutastic

Something that is fabulous and fantastic. Always looked for but rarely seen :)

Girl 1: What do you think of my new Chanel bag?
Girl 2: Its fabutastic!

by WebsterJester January 2, 2011

Fabutard

A combination of “fabulous retard” referring to a female who thinks of herself as "fabulous" when really she is a pitiful waste of flesh only interested in being around other fabutards who tell her she is “fabulous” who she must tell they are fabulous so they can all be fabulous together in their fantasy world where they have convinced themselves that they aren’t the painfully selfish, self-centered, vain, narcissistic, deluded, egomaniacal, unintelligent losers they are in the real world.

Morgan used to be a great friend but recently she has turned into a fabutard.

by BridgetsBoy December 15, 2008

fambulance

The use of family or friends for a ride to the hospital in leu of an ambulance as to not alert the authorites why you are going. Often times, family/friends will leave after dropping you off.

After this guy was shot by his cousin in the leg, he was transported by fambulance to the nearest ER.

by pikefish February 12, 2009

Fabutard

1) A person, typically female, who thinks of themself as 'fabulous' when in fact they are retarded.

2) A person who regularly uses the word 'fabulous' about themself or their friends.

3) A useless female who spends more time on how she looks than anything else in her life because she believes that how she looks outside will fix how she feels inside.

Look at that group of fabutards over there.

by Jaysin V. December 16, 2008

Fabuta

FABUTA is an acronym used when someone or something pisses you off.

It means:

Fuck A Bitch Up The Ass

Created in Coon Rapids, Minnesota, this acronym could be used in a variety of situations like: Getting a Bad Test Score, Dropping out of college, crying because your BF/GF dumped the fuck out of you, etc.

You're welcome.

Lauren: "Oh my God, I got a 50% on my test."

Becky: "Fabuta."

by Lauric October 5, 2011

Famputate

noun: The severing of ties to toxic family members in order that the remaining individual(s) might have a chance to heal.

Friend #1: "Did you do the family 'get-together' thing over the holidays?"

Friend #2: "No way! I haven't heard a word from any of them since I was forced to famputate them for my own mental health."

by Sir Vivor December 5, 2011