A combination of “fabulous retard” referring to a female who thinks of herself as "fabulous" when really she is a pitiful waste of flesh only interested in being around other fabutards who tell her she is “fabulous” who she must tell they are fabulous so they can all be fabulous together in their fantasy world where they have convinced themselves that they aren’t the painfully selfish, self-centered, vain, narcissistic, deluded, egomaniacal, unintelligent losers they are in the real world.

Morgan used to be a great friend but recently she has turned into a fabutard.

Fabutard by BridgetsBoy December 15, 2008

fambulance

The use of family or friends for a ride to the hospital in leu of an ambulance as to not alert the authorites why you are going. Often times, family/friends will leave after dropping you off.

After this guy was shot by his cousin in the leg, he was transported by fambulance to the nearest ER.

fambulance by pikefish February 12, 2009

Fabutard

1) A person, typically female, who thinks of themself as 'fabulous' when in fact they are retarded.

2) A person who regularly uses the word 'fabulous' about themself or their friends.

3) A useless female who spends more time on how she looks than anything else in her life because she believes that how she looks outside will fix how she feels inside.

Look at that group of fabutards over there.

Fabutard by Jaysin V. December 16, 2008

Fabuta

FABUTA is an acronym used when someone or something pisses you off.

It means:

Fuck A Bitch Up The Ass

Created in Coon Rapids, Minnesota, this acronym could be used in a variety of situations like: Getting a Bad Test Score, Dropping out of college, crying because your BF/GF dumped the fuck out of you, etc.

You're welcome.

Lauren: "Oh my God, I got a 50% on my test."

Becky: "Fabuta."

Fabuta by Lauric October 5, 2011

Famputate

noun: The severing of ties to toxic family members in order that the remaining individual(s) might have a chance to heal.

Friend #1: "Did you do the family 'get-together' thing over the holidays?"

Friend #2: "No way! I haven't heard a word from any of them since I was forced to famputate them for my own mental health."

Famputate by Sir Vivor December 5, 2011

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026