Famputate

noun: The severing of ties to toxic family members in order that the remaining individual(s) might have a chance to heal.

Friend #1: "Did you do the family 'get-together' thing over the holidays?"

Friend #2: "No way! I haven't heard a word from any of them since I was forced to famputate them for my own mental health."

by Sir Vivor December 5, 2011

Fapulate

An act of jerking up and down or side to side

Hey kids, watch me fapulate.

by lazydbird June 18, 2021

fappulater

When you want a girl to masturbate with you at a later time or date

I got to go home now, but I'll fappulater

by Faptimus Prime May 2, 2011

Faputation

when you fap long enough to have your dick mutate ~ 2017 FB. The Kitchen. Extreme

Dany: my dick hurts!!!
Rose: what happen ??
dany: Faputation...

by The Kitchen. Extreme March 28, 2017

The Amputated Hand

The act of "rubbing one out" without the use of hands. This can be done various different ways. The most popular way is grinding against one's own pants.

Ricky was busy playing guitar, so he used The Amputated Hand trick.

by Asher Levi September 16, 2010

Amputate

To completely cut off or end an intimate relationship with a guy or girl.

Jeff: "Man, I caught her cheating again tonight. I know she loves me, but still it hurts every time. I don't know what to do."
Jeff's friend: "You know Jeff, I'm sorry about this, but I think we're going to have to amputate. Lock the doors, Marty!"
*Marty locks doors*
Jeff's friend: "You're not seeing her tonight, Jeff, or ever again."

by ebarb44 March 6, 2010

Amputated

Getting so fucked up that you feel like you lost limbs

mark and nick were so amputated at that party last night

by Mfp420 December 28, 2010