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Famputate 

noun: The severing of ties to toxic family members in order that the remaining individual(s) might have a chance to heal.
Friend #1: "Did you do the family 'get-together' thing over the holidays?"

Friend #2: "No way! I haven't heard a word from any of them since I was forced to famputate them for my own mental health."
Famputate by Sir Vivor December 5, 2011
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Fapulate 

An act of jerking up and down or side to side
Hey kids, watch me fapulate.
Fapulate by lazydbird June 18, 2021

fappulater 

When you want a girl to masturbate with you at a later time or date
I got to go home now, but I'll fappulater
fappulater by Faptimus Prime May 2, 2011

Faputation 

when you fap long enough to have your dick mutate ~ 2017 FB. The Kitchen. Extreme
Dany: my dick hurts!!!
Rose: what happen ??
dany: Faputation...

The Amputated Hand 

The act of "rubbing one out" without the use of hands. This can be done various different ways. The most popular way is grinding against one's own pants.
Ricky was busy playing guitar, so he used The Amputated Hand trick.
The Amputated Hand by Asher Levi September 16, 2010

Amputate 

To completely cut off or end an intimate relationship with a guy or girl.
Jeff: "Man, I caught her cheating again tonight. I know she loves me, but still it hurts every time. I don't know what to do."
Jeff's friend: "You know Jeff, I'm sorry about this, but I think we're going to have to amputate. Lock the doors, Marty!"
*Marty locks doors*
Jeff's friend: "You're not seeing her tonight, Jeff, or ever again."
Amputate by ebarb44 March 6, 2010
Getting so fucked up that you feel like you lost limbs
mark and nick were so amputated at that party last night
Amputated by Mfp420 December 28, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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