Famalations

Text, literature and thinking of TaylorFamFeelosophy. The book of FamilyFeelosophy, its' doctrine, ideologies and protocols.

While perusing Famalations; I found the order of thought contingent on how one feels.

by Kay Taylor August 12, 2019

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Falationship

A relationship consisting primarily of oral sex.

We aren't really dating per se, for the most part she just gives me head. Sometimes I return the favor. It's really just a falationship.

by DJ J-dot June 3, 2010

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A relationship that isn't a "real" relationship (i.e. "We're going out. You are my --- and I am your ---"), but attempts to carry on as one, albeit half-heartedly, despite this fact.

Note: this is not the same as people who define their relationship as an "open relationship", as fauxlationships lack sturdy titles of any sort.

This is similar to FWB, except that the "couple" pretends to be more exclusive than they actually are. They may go on "fauxdates" with each other (like a romantic outing to McDonalds). They don't want to commit actual time and money to go on real DATE dates, but they want to occasionally pretend to do so (usually for the sake of one partner's feelings). They might entertain the idea of being in a real relationship with one another, but the idea never comes to fruition.

Fauxlationships almost always carry on for much longer than they need to, and frequently lead to messy "faux-breakups" (wherein it feels like a break up, but they shouldn't be so upset, because they were never actually dating in the first place).

She and I have a lot in common. We go to the same school, we like the same band, we have a class together. We hang out at each other's houses, and we occasionally have sex. I want to date her, but she doesn't LIKE like me, and doesn't want to get tied down. We'll rent movies sometimes, but she doesn't want to go out in public with me in case anybody thinks we're actually going out. I would complain about our fauxlationship, but at least it's sort of like having quality time with her.

by Aschedjidoi December 4, 2010

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Fauxlationship

A temporary relationship to relieve emptiness caused by the lack of a real relationship. Also used to describe relationships with no commitment. Not a very responsible idea.

I don't trust her man, it looks like a fauxlationship to me.

by Mark Sebastian October 10, 2004

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fakelationship

when you agree to the terms of a relationship with a partner for gain while still looking for a real relationship For example when a man tells a woman he wants to be in a relationship with her because that's the only way she will have sex with him. He fakes being in a relationship when really he is trying to be with other women. He fakes commitment so the sex won't make her fee like she is a booty call. This is a step up from friends with benefits

Treshelle is in a fakelationship with Lorinhoe because he pays for her to get her hair and nails done. She tells all the guys at the club she is single

by Arat a tat tat October 22, 2011

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