feralationship

A friendship (or more) between two people in which each person brings out the most chaotic, feral nature of the other, generally experienced in club, concert, and underground settings and evidenced by clubbing, dance / circuit parties, soft peer pressure, the application of FOMO as a method of motivation, and the use of extracurricular pharmaceutical or recreational drugs; feralationships usually cause an undeniable exhaustion due to the late nights of endless dancing, attendance at afterparties, fantastical sexual endeavors (both individual and group), and unending war stories of the poor but fantastical decisions made when in the presence of the other person in the feralationship.
If it weren't for their feralationship, Pete would have left Bisq-it on the dance floor at 2am, but after two bumps and a mention of an afters where the guy Pete was jerking off on the dance floor was going to be headed, Bisq-it had to drag Pete out of the basement afterparty for some pancakes as they waved to the church-goers at 9:45am Sunday morning.
by Feralationship November 28, 2024
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