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A fugly loser, essentially; one who not only fails at life and in general, but one who does so in an extraordinarily ironic or awful manner.

A permutation of floser, often mistaken as a f*cking loser.
Mark: ...and so when I tried to sneak the new wireless router back into my house, I pushed the door open with my back, then turned around right into my mom...

Gus: Flooser!
flooser by lyngus April 21, 2005
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A very uncommon term used by few very cool people, combination of the term 'fuck' and 'loser'.
Person 1: Hey, Person 2, look at my tower of cards!
Person 2: Um, ok, maybe I would, if you weren't a flooser.
flooser by Feliciaiaiaia April 14, 2006
Related Words
Self Explanitory. Fucking Loser.
fucking loser
"That dude is such a flooser."
Flooser by Lauren_mic November 20, 2006
An animal or thing that's fluffy and soft
Floofer by KGlonn January 10, 2016
A foosball player; usually someone who is talented at the game. This definition is common among foosball (table soccer) players in Canada.
Frederico Colignon is the world's best fooser.
fooser by Matrixx Mage June 17, 2009

Pooper Flooper

A Booty ass Fortnite sweat who is 9 and hasn't seen grass before. There are numerous reports of Pooper Floppers going outside and screaming as they aren't used to the sun and because they are confused as to what grass is. they are usually seen at Walmart with fortnite clothing on and buying sweat pants daily as the washing machine won't clean their sweaty ass booty shit clothing fast as they can sweat and ruin their clothing.
Shut Your Booty ass up Elysia you Pooper Flooper
A person who is sexually popular, an easy lay, or perpetually pursuing sexual partners.
Keith tries to fuck every new girl that joins.

Yeah he's a fucking floose
Floose by BoeYams March 29, 2020
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