falcowned 

when playing super smash brothers, captain falcon destroys you.

being "owned" by captain falcon.

ha i falcowned you, serves you right for choosing pikachu!

falcowned by Zippi0t December 13, 2005

falcowned 

While playing Super Smash Bros Melee., an opponent is hit with Falco or Capt. Falcon's spikes.

"You might as well not even try to come back to the stage, because you are guaranteed to get falcowned by me."

falcowned by Nadez 4 Dayz August 9, 2008

Falcowned 

Obliterating your opposition when playing as the character Falco in Super Smash Bros. Melee.

"I got five kills with Falco and you only managed to hit me once with DK, FALCOWNED!!!"

Falcowned by Dan Rotten December 31, 2008

Falcowned 

Falcowned is similar in use to the word pwned. The word is more specific to losing a match in Super Smash Bros against the character Falco but can be applied to 'owning' someone in general be it through gaming ability, wit, physical ability etc.

Joe got Falcowned by a level 6 yoshi

Falcowned by Dan Wright December 9, 2008

Fabiowned 

Derived from the name of Italian model Fabio and the word owned, Fabiowned is the action of being accidentally hit in the face or head (owned) by a flying bird while walking or sitting on a ride at a theme park.

Just as we were pulling into the unloading station on the Matter Horn, a fucking bastard of a crow came in at the speed of light and owns my fucking face. My twin brother couldn't help yelling out, "You just got Fabiowned fucker". I realized I got blood all over my new Turtle neck, fanny pack and croc's. Fuck my life.

Fabiowned by Tower1 April 21, 2011

Favowned 

When you are owned by the one and only Mr. Steven Fava

Ben asked "Mr. Fava, why are you so mean?" and Mr. Fava replied "Why must you advertise your stupidity!?", therefore Favowning Ben.

Favowned by Sclass12 February 16, 2005

Kyle Falconer

Kyle Francis Falconer

Lead singer of the Scottish indie rock band 'The View'

Born of the 6th of June 1987, in Dundee Scotland, he writes The View's songs along with their bass guitarist Kieren Webster.

The most beautiful man in the entire world, his Dundonian accent is the incredible and never fails to give me butterflies. His mop of beautiful brown curls fit his perfect face so amazingly, I practically orgasm every time I see them.

Many English people cannot understand Kyle's wonderful voice, unlike me (I am English too), but they are incredibly uneducated.

E.G: I dinnae give a shite, man <--- This is an example of a phrase Kyle uses on a daily basis, beautiful? I know right.

"Hey, who's that amazing, beautiful, lovely, sweet, cute, fantastic, hilarious man over there?"
"Oh, him? He's Kyle Falconer."

Kyle Falconer by CheekyForAReason April 26, 2013