Falanit 

A word meaning someone who confuses crocheting for knitting or knitting for crocheting. It is derived from the latin words for wool and idiot

The falanit asked me what i was kniting when i was crocheting

Falanit by Bovine wonder December 8, 2024

falamity 

A family event resulting in a calamitous fashion

What a falamity! My husband became ill and lost his job.

falamity by weddytinter January 10, 2011

FlaniTan ™ 

Any mishap with fake tan, but in particular use in reference to someone/or yourself who has applied too much fake tan and has gone a very stupid shade of brown!

Did you see how brown the bride was?
Yes she must had had a FlaniTan ™

Oh no too much lotion now ive got a FlaniTan ™

FlaniTan ™ by PiXiE DuSt December 4, 2012

Faganitis 

The occurrence of a severe illness when something needs to be done.

"I can't go to practice, I have Faganitis"

Faganitis by NaXl December 21, 2017

Djali filanit

The guy who has done the most worst things in whole albania

Djali filanit e mori vajzen ne ora 2 te nates dhe doli me makine

Djali filanit by ahKingButa August 18, 2017