Fakey Wakey
"I thought I was Awake, but it was a Fakey Wakey"
"I had multiple Fakey Wakies last night before waking up for real"
"I had multiple Fakey Wakies last night before waking up for real"
Fakey Wakey by MightyNjal March 31, 2021
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Wakey Fakey
Wakey Fakey by Atani August 26, 2006
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Fake Wake
The act of trying to sound wide awake and chipper when called and woken out of a deep sleep, including the disguising of morning grovel voice.
8:30am. Phone rings. Bill, dead asleep, picks it up:
Bill: Hello? (chipper)
Ted: Dude, did I wake you?
Bill: Hell no, I've been up since 4:30 doing push-ups.
Ted: Liar. Caught you in a fake wake.
Bill: Hello? (chipper)
Ted: Dude, did I wake you?
Bill: Hell no, I've been up since 4:30 doing push-ups.
Ted: Liar. Caught you in a fake wake.
Fake Wake by Nuts & Berries August 20, 2009
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Depressi Fokey Wokey TEA by FOKEMAN June 22, 2022
Wake and Fake
Morning sex where the male or female orgasm is faked in order to shorten this experience that should already only take between 5-10 minutes.
I hate it when my wife fake orgasims. She fake orgasmed the other morning. She thinks it helped, but it was only coincidence that I came faster.
"Honey, did you just wake and fake?"
"Honey, did you just wake and fake?"
Wake and Fake by Explosive_Joseph June 11, 2020
Wake and Fake
The act of waking up and smoking marijuana substitutes such as herbal potpourri, k2, damiana, and other types of "fake weed".
Wake and Fake by DaveD9664 March 30, 2012
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