Fakewits

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I didn't see any actual evidence of WEF saying "God is Dead" and "Jesus is the original Fake News" which I'd have thought the Fakewits on YouTube might *open* their slandargument* with?

What has happened to the Human capacity to *Think*?

- Frankie 'Future of Man' Warner 1944

“To speak here of ‘property in the soil’ as one speaks of property in an article of use is to renounce thought.”

Fakewits by PartisanZ November 29, 2022

Words you can keep

Fakewit

A fuckwit who fakes being drunk, hence fakewit

Nick: "John! Where did you come from?"

John: "I've been with you for the last hour you fakewit!"

Fakewit by felchpheasant2 September 4, 2011

Related Words

Fakewit • fakewise • fake tits mcgraw • fake witness

fakewise

A statement or a quote that is meant to sound intelligent, insightful and wise, but is truly neither.

Person 1: When you love somebody enough, nothing is impossible.
Person 2: OMG dude, that is totally fakewise.

fakewise by Marquis Montrose September 21, 2020

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026