Fakewit
Fakewit by felchpheasant2 September 4, 2011
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FakeItTillTonightis
A fleeting, hard hitting, cold-like sickness that strikes when one does not want to go to work. FakeItTillTonightis is a common virus that usually lasts for a day. Symptoms include extreme drowsiness, irritability, and a substantial decrease in productivity. These symptoms are more prevalent in the morning and are easily cured by calling in sick to work and are always gone by nighttime.
FakeItTillTonightis by Fractus January 24, 2018
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Fakewit • fake witness • fakewife • facewitter • Fakebit • fakebites • Fakecita • Fakecitement • fakeitarian • fakeittis
fakeitarian
Someone who claims to be vegetarian, but consumes fish or other seafood thereby disqualifying them from being a vegetarian and instead making them a fakeitarian. Similar to a Semi-Vegetarian.
John called himself a vegetarian, however it was obvious that he was a fakeitarian because his two favorite restaurants were Long John Silver's and Red Lobster
fakeitarian by nevets24 November 17, 2010
facewitter
the process of using facebook as "twitter" by updating ones status with useless information several times a day in order to continuously remain on their friends facebook homepage whenever they login.
Luke: Fucking tits man, every time I log into facebook this bitch always has a new status update. It's really annoying, she's being a total attention whore.
Seb: Yeah dood, shes been facewittering like a twat for roughly a month now...
Seb: Yeah dood, shes been facewittering like a twat for roughly a month now...
facewitter by Seb's Toasted December 10, 2009
faketitude
Larry, a janitor by trade, demonstrated his faketitude by misrepresenting himself as a police officer by flashing his badge at the skate park , for the purpose of authoritative power.
faketitude by bluemascaraclub February 19, 2020
faketitious
faketitious by oaktownhoodrat October 13, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.