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Facevine 

The formal or informal flow of information, gossip, and/or rumors through the all-knowing Facebook newsfeed.
"Hey, I heard you're single now, what happened?"
"How'd you know, we broke up last night!"
"I heard it through the facevine."
Facevine by Ross Thelen October 2, 2006
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Facevine 

1. The inadvertent information superhighway that is the Facebook News Feed.

2. The source from which information is gathered over common internet sites; not related to Facestalking.

Derived from the Marvin Gaye song, "I Heard It Through the Grapevine."
Ben: So you're bailing on us this weekend, huh?

Carl: Who told you that?

Ben: I heard it through the Facevine.
Facevine by The Witticism Factory December 21, 2008

Facevine 

To hear something through the facevine is to learn of something informally and unofficially by means of gossip and rumour via the social networking site Facebook

"I hear your going reading festival this year"

"yeah how dya know?"

"heard it on the facevine"
Facevine by SWYS March 31, 2009
an advice that leads you even more in trouble
Joey didn't knew any father so he asked a friend to help him out with his "Girlfriend" problem so he reiceved a fakevice from a friend foolishly he got smacked by his own Girlfriend in his face as Joey said the wrong things.
fakevice by wizzlars January 12, 2013

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026