Fakevine

An unofficial source of rumors or news that is absolutely always untrue.

I heard through the fakevine that I'm going to win the million dollar lotto tonight mom!

by John Soviet July 29, 2013

Facevine

The formal or informal flow of information, gossip, and/or rumors through the all-knowing Facebook newsfeed.

"Hey, I heard you're single now, what happened?"
"How'd you know, we broke up last night!"
"I heard it through the facevine."

by Ross Thelen October 2, 2006

Facevine

1. The inadvertent information superhighway that is the Facebook News Feed.

2. The source from which information is gathered over common internet sites; not related to Facestalking.

Derived from the Marvin Gaye song, "I Heard It Through the Grapevine."

Ben: So you're bailing on us this weekend, huh?

Carl: Who told you that?

Ben: I heard it through the Facevine.

by The Witticism Factory December 21, 2008

Facevine

To hear something through the facevine is to learn of something informally and unofficially by means of gossip and rumour via the social networking site Facebook

"I hear your going reading festival this year"

"yeah how dya know?"

"heard it on the facevine"

by SWYS March 31, 2009

fakevice

an advice that leads you even more in trouble

Joey didn't knew any father so he asked a friend to help him out with his "Girlfriend" problem so he reiceved a fakevice from a friend foolishly he got smacked by his own Girlfriend in his face as Joey said the wrong things.

by wizzlars January 12, 2013