Friend: He's wasn't born here. He was born in hong kong before coming here and becoming a permanent resident. But since Japanese
girls would go for Canadian guys over Chinese guys any day, he would gloat about being "Canadian" in the presence of Japanese girls hoping to get
lucky and obtain one of em as a new girlfriend.
Me:
Dude, that's a fakenadian. He even wears clothing that have the Canada flag on it. Doesn't get more fakenadian than that.