Fakefried 

A burn that is a result of spending too much time in the tanning bed. This should not to be confused with a sunburn.

Jane: "How did you get so sunburned in December?!"

Molly: "It's not a sunburn. I spent too long in the tanning bed and I am fakefried like a beyatch."

Fakefried by LordGrundleCrumb December 22, 2010

fakefire

a disease that prevents you from being funny

you might find a few fakefire victims on BasilMarket

fakefire victim: i smak dis wimminz so hard n den tomatoto milk fly out of her faec lololo

Psychologist: Oh look, that poor child suffers from fakefire.

Scientist: I concur. That certainly is fakefire syndrome indeed.

George W. Bush: lulz dat faekfire sure is nucularly hilarus

fakefire by say hi to basil March 5, 2008

fakefire

someone with overrated and overused humor that makes dumdums laugh.

*waits for all the fakefire dick-riders to give this definition a thumbs down*

fakefire by Master Queef February 3, 2008

fakefire

A very unfunny person from the site BasilMarket who types liek dis. His guide on getting women was funny at first, but his later threads were pure unfunniness. He tells dumb stories with lame humor. His jokes are so old and the way he types is so played out now. I'm glad that retard quit Basil.

fakefire: one tiem i was out wit my ho n den i smecked her in da face cuz she wudnt tie my shoe. i told her not to direspeck me cuz im da pimpmaster fakefire.

Stupid Ass Basiler: HAHAHAHA LOL! YOU ARE SOOO FUNNY FAKEFIRE! I'D LAUGH HARDER IF I WASN'T SUCKING YOUR COCK ALL THE TIME!

fakefire by basil person January 16, 2008

fakefire

humor for the idiotic bandwagonners

loser: This is FakeFire's guide on how to get women.
idiot: fuck you
loser: dis is fakefires gide on how 2 get womens
idiot: LOL!!!!!11

fakefire by rachelbear April 2, 2008

facefrienenemy 

people that don’t like each other in “real life” but are facebook friends so they look like the are popular to the other losers that have to have a website in order to communicate.

"i accepted susans friend request on facebook even though she is a "facefrienenemy" & kinda smells & always has that one eye looking the opposite direction....not to mention she slept with my boyfriend.....

facefrienenemy by dirtyoars December 21, 2008

FaceFriend

A person you accept as a "friend" on facebook, not necessarily a friend in reality, who can view and peruse your Facebook page.

After discovering John had a facebook page, we quickly became FaceFriends so that we could easily keep in touch.

FaceFriend by semi aquatic hippopotamus March 4, 2010