Fake Bling

Something of an oddity, & as far as I am aware, a rarity. Whilst most Chavs enjoy an unhealthy dose of jewelery/gold plated jewelery, those wearing Fake Bling are in possesion of a poor quality, cheap attempt at Bling. Fake Bling is often plastic, hollow & adorned with plastic diamonds & gold paint, one such example was a plastic padlock, that lacked a back, was painted with sparkly gold paint & worn in conjunction with a potentially real gold necklace by an extremely mo mo chav.

Kev: "Check out my amazing Bling!"
Average Joe: "Uh, that looks kinda plastic, in fact, I'm pretty sure those diamonds are stickers..."
Average Jim: "Its Fake Bling."

Fake Bling by Traize July 4, 2005

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Being fake mad

Being fake mad is when you have bad narrative about a person so as soon as they do something in the slightest you’re mad at them ,but not because of what they did , it’s because you just want a reason to be mad at them so you took your chance.

A good example is when the rapper lil nas x came out with that music video for call me by your name , everyone was giving him black lash for dancing on the devil in the video, but majority of the people hating on him wasn’t really mad , they just didn’t like the fact that he was gay and had success in the rap music scene. So with him doing that video now people can say they hate because of the video and not because of the fact that he’s gay, which makes them BEING FAKE MAD at that video.

Being fake mad by CHUBBS!!! July 7, 2022

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Unisex, Alright, Fake Dontrelle Willis' Are The Closest You WIll Be To Being Real Yourself, Alright, Unisex

Unisex, Alright, Fake Dontrelle Willis' Are The Closest You WIll Be To Being Real Yourself, Alright, Unisex by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 21, 2025

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fakeblingblingchain

a tiktoker who pretty much tries there best to make people laugh, but never gets there lol

“Hey have you seen fakeblingblingchain?”
“Yeah I have, she’s not really funny”
“oh.”

fakeblingblingchain by fartlol March 16, 2021

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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