Fake sleep

During an acid trip, pretending to sleep.

Turn girlfriend's furniture upside down, when she comes back fake sleep.

by Thomas Toby May 11, 2013

Fake Sleep

Fake Sleep

To either pretend to sleep or masterbate anywhere or anytime.

Bill: John Are you sleeping IN THERE?
John: "No Answer"
Bill to Tom: John is totally fake sleeping in his room.

by Z.W.C. December 17, 2009

fake sleepy sex

when you just can't sleep and you can't find anything better to do than suck on your lover's penis, but doing so gently enough to provide an erection without waking him up. Inevitably he wakes up but he's having such a good time he'll pretend he's asleep. If you look up he's got one eye open but may or may not continue to snore and may even shift positions to make things more easy to configure.

"so have you seen a doctor about your insomnia?"

"no, he said I should continue to provide sleepy sex until I pass out."

by MintyLeila June 29, 2005