Fake Emos

Someone who is emo because it's "cool" to be different. There day usually consists of:

-Waking up and cursing the day
-Refusing to eat breakfast because they are "too fat"
-Getting dressed in there skinniest jeans and hoodie and straightening there hair
-Going to school and being made fun of because there "different". Even though they choose to be that way
-Returning home and listening to there ipod shuffle "The Black Parade" while updating there MySpace, Facebook, MyYearbook, and Live Journal
-Then realizing the have accomplished nothing they call there closest friend and cry on the phone for hours about how there ready to "pull the trigger", then end up scratching themselves with a sewing needle before, drifting off into a restless sleep.

Emo Kid 1: I hate life! Everyone hates me! I'm ready to end it!

Emo Kid 2: No! I love you! Please Don't do it! I'll die if you do!

Random Passer By: Haha Fake Emos are cute

Fake Emos by Miranda Lynn!? March 16, 2009

fake emos

individuals who say their bisexual, pretend to like anime, and say they love astronomy when they don’t even know shit about it

fake emo: ugh I love astronomy, did u know Jupiter is the biggest planet?

me: people like you are such fake emos, get a job.

fake emos by TheWeirdBoi July 20, 2018