Fajagulate 

To open or close something

Hey man can you help me fajagulate this jar of pickles?

Fajagulate by Sockman90 April 16, 2008

majagulated 

An adjective describing something that is disfigured in an extremly chaotic way. Similar to delapidated but with more emphasis on how mangled the object is.

When I lent my bike to phil, he brought it back majagulated!

majagulated by Emmett Murphy October 21, 2006

farjaculate

The action of farting whilst ejaculating, not to be confused with the fart that sneaks out while peeing in a urinal. Typically found in drunken males while fornicating but can be found in in females. Also not to be confused with a queef in females.

Bryan was embarrassed when he farjaculated all over Kristin.

farjaculate by Madka June 21, 2010

fejaculate

Noun, female ejaculation
Verb, the act of a female ejaculating

"That whore fejaculated all over my new Mercedes!"

fejaculate by Niki February 8, 2005

fragulate 

Mistaking a person for someone else when they are directly behind you.

I fragulated - I thought you were my girlfriend, that's why I hugged you

fragulate by denelian June 1, 2011

vajagulate 

Masturbation specific to women.
see vajagula

How dare you vajagulate in my room!

vajagulate by Mary (wvg) January 2, 2008

fejaculate

to fejaculate, ejaculation of (wet) feces

I've just fejaculated just outside of the loo.

fejaculate by psycholoog June 21, 2010