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Fans of sporting teams that “keep the faith” even when playing poorly. Faithers are at the summit when it comes to being fans - honest yet faithful, never hatters, only Faithers
Faithers are the ultimate supporters
Faither by Chris Tianity April 12, 2019

Faithers, alt. (Faither) 

1. People who have left Mother Earth and gone to colonize distant worlds
2. The name for Christians in the future
3. One who has faith in God Almighty
A group of people who have gone and colonized a distant world and who also believe in Jesus Christ.

He was like a father to me, I loved him like my son. 

This line is said after almost every death of one of pewd’s pets.
“JOERGEN- NOoOoOoOoOo !!”
“He was like a father to me, I loved him like my son.”

Semen Father 

A father figure who supplies his girl with lots of delicious, creamy semen.
Melissa knew she would get a big mouthful of yummy cum from her Semen Father. And sure enough she drained his balls into her pretty mouth and gave her lots to swallow.
Semen Father by eggplant boi March 21, 2021

Fondling Father 

Fondling Father — another name for Donald Trump, The Orange Man, Dolt 45, who also has a host of other sobriquets too numerous to mention here.

This particular name was earned by boosting during a Billy Bush Access Hollywood interview that he can grab women by their genitals without recrimination or chastisement because he is both rich and famous.

A pending civil suit will determine if this is actually true or not.
This is the Fondling Father Home Schooling Anthem

He was first in graft
First in lies
First in grabbing lady parts
Our Foundling Father, Donald Trump
Gave our MAGA Movement its start

fatherus missingus 

defined as a stan of meowbahh, red velvety, dream, jellybean or any other stans of cringe creators
cringe stan: it nOT a MIStaKe, It ✨MAsrPICe✨
Nat geo camera man:'here we see a wild fatherus missingus staning jellybean and threatening all other fathers in its radius