Faithbooking 

Facebook posts proclaiming one's love of the Lord.

Tina: God is good! Thank you for this beautiful, sunny day, Lord. May God give me the strength to pass my kid off to her daddy without me kicking him in the throat.

Lori: Oy vey...Tina is blowing up my wall with her faithbooking, again.

Faithbooking by PittsburghCori May 31, 2010

Sexy Fishbooking 

When someone posts a facebook status update that is very vague and makes use of sexual innuendos prompting people to be inquisitive.

Renee was sexy fishbooking when she posted this status update: Miss Maggie says she had a fun time this weekend and can't wait until you come back over to give her some of that good stuff.

Sexy Fishbooking by ZeboM April 14, 2010

Failbooking 

Getting on Facebook right after one of their many irritating layout changes and not knowing how to do anything like upload photos or find your notifications.

Bobby: Have you seen the new Facebook layout?

Jeffrey: Dude yes. I was sitting there Failbooking for like 5 hours yesterday trying to figure out how to upload a photo!

Failbooking by happyho April 8, 2010

failbooking.com

A really hilarious website where you can view screenshots (some seem genuine, some are likely spoofs) of ridiculously stupid facebook status updates, comments, pictures, and newsfeeds.

Did you see Dave's status? What a moron!

Yeah, we should send that to failbooking.com.

failbooking.com by MissyQBee February 8, 2010

fishbooking

A Facebook status update intended to acquire compliments and positive feedback from others. People who do this usually do not know very many ways to get noticed by others. Similar to Flakebooking, except bragging is very obvious.

Shane: "Hates waiting in airport lines for CUBA!!! I am so tired!"

Joanna: "I am sick AGAIN! What did I do to deserve this!"

People love fishbooking to boost their confidence when they feel down. Too bad they don't realize it's a false sense of self-assurance.

fishbooking by an-g-1985 February 8, 2010

Fatbooking

Whenever fat people send you friend requests on facebook, most commonly fat chicks. Also usable when a fat person writes on your wall, or tags you on a status, photo, or video.

Guy 1: Gad Damn it!
Guy 2: whats's up?
Guy 1: This fat chick named carolina keeps trying to add me on facebook
Guy2: oh yeah, yeah i had the same problem with your mom, she kept fatbooking me.
Guy 1: WTF?

Fatbooking by NotRacistCuzMyPresidentIsBlack October 20, 2011

Factbooking

Factbooking is the act of posting second or third-party information or memes to any format of social media without doing any fact checking and forcing its' inherent legitimacy through the "if it is online it must be true" rule.

I'm tired of John and all his factbooking, last night he posted seven memes on how many states legalized recreational methamphetamine use, when we all know it wasn't even on the ballot.

Factbooking by JokerEOD November 11, 2016