Fairy Blue

A fairy blue is a "New Conservative", popular with hardline and unalligned conservatives within the UK, the term is usually one of derision.

Came about with the UK Conservative party's redesign along with its use of lighter blues. Fairy is a pre recognised term usually used to describe males of the homosexual persuasion.

e.g. 1

Disgruntled Tory 1: "Did you see the new party logo?"

Disgruntled Tory 2: "Sigh, he's painted the party fairy blue"

e.g. 2

Disgruntled Tory 1: "What did you think of the blue fairy's security agenda?"

Fairy Blue by AliBarFarBarHar June 18, 2008

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blue fairy

A man or woman that gives relief to a man experiencing Blue Balls. It is a reference to Pinnochio's nose being a metaphor for getting an erection. It is also known as 'Blue Balls Fairy'.

Guy 1: Dude, my girlfriend's been blue balls-ing me for weeks now so her mom ended up being my blue fairy. Giggity.

Guy 2: Prodigious.

blue fairy by MessengerofDongacleese December 19, 2014

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A Fucking Australian

Geoff - "How would you describe an Aussie?"
Frank - "a dinky die ridgy didge true blue fair dinkum dead set wanker"

a dinky die ridgy didge true blue fair dinkum dead set wanker by AGuyThatPostsStuff April 12, 2014

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an Australian; a person who is a citizen of Australia

Yes, I'm a dinky die ridgy didge true blue fair dinkum dead set wanker. Welcome to Australia, cobber.

dinky die ridgy didge true blue fair dinkum dead set wanker by yorrick hunt June 9, 2008

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bluetooth fairy

A person who has a bluetooth earpiece surgically attached to his/her ear, walking around in a public place talking to themselves.

I accidently answered the bluetooth fairy next to me in the elevator.

bluetooth fairy by Gabe Sampson January 1, 2008

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Bluetooth fairy

A bluetooth fairy is someone who is a professional, phone stealer, particuarly phones that have bluetooth. hence the term BLUETOOTH fairy

Hey man, have you heard about johnny? hes a Bluetooth fairy now...
well either way, what ever he does.. he aint getting his hands on my phone

Bluetooth fairy by ViKta 'N' LaCh September 24, 2006

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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