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farqueer 

A person that despises our ogrelord shrek and worships the queer lord named Farquaad
Did you see all those brogres beat the shit out of that farqueer the other day?
farqueer by Slayer of Farqueers January 11, 2015
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A better way to say "fuck you", without the consequences.
"I don't like your hair" The man said
"Faque" I responded
Faque by Ka♩en November 30, 2020
While Fap is a euphemism for masturbation Fapquest is how you go about Fapping. More commonly used in reference to the internet while searching for content to Fap to.
Bro: Dude, you look tired
Dude: I know bro. My Fapquest lasted all night. Its hard to find 2 girls 1 cup anymore.
Fapquest by umhumgum May 13, 2008

fatiquette 

basically a rule. one cannot say "i am fat" in the presence of someone fatter. it's rude.
Example of Violation:
size 6 girl: "i look so fat today"
size 16 girl: "havent you heard of fatiquette"
fatiquette by GabiNayarit November 3, 2011

falqueer 

Falqueer: Someone who is absolutely malarious but is a bit of a fag. Also known as poor boy no friends.
Young Child: Wow! he's such a falqueer!

Mother: Leave the hobo alone.

Fahqueedtle 

The Art of having coitus with a women while acquiring currency.
The man was a master of Fahqueedtle. He did it over 9000 times with over 9000 women.
Fahqueedtle by Searingcow January 11, 2015
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026
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