fagquest 

1. general derogatory term used only for most serious of occasions; not to be used in a joking manner.

2. One who is not only a (assclown, asshat, jackass, hambone, etc...), but strives to be that, thinking he/she is actually (cool, rad etc...)

That kid is a fucking fagquest.

Bill is wearing jeanshorts and a visor with gel'd hair going over the visor. He clearly is a fagquest.

fagquest by Mike May 18, 2004

Fapquest

While Fap is a euphemism for masturbation Fapquest is how you go about Fapping. More commonly used in reference to the internet while searching for content to Fap to.

Bro: Dude, you look tired
Dude: I know bro. My Fapquest lasted all night. Its hard to find 2 girls 1 cup anymore.

Fapquest by umhumgum May 13, 2008