Failuer

someone who is just a complete EPIC FAIL. They fail at pretty much everything and there's nothing they can do about it.

in p.e class, a guy who tries to be super cool but isn't and then tries to do cool "moves" and they just fail and don't work out at all. therefore they are a failuer XD

by yourmom1234567891011213xyz March 4, 2011

faucet failure

Used by Ski mask the slump god in his song faucet failure, to show how hard someone's drip is from having waves.

The doctor said I have an extreme condition. What is it. Faucet failure. What does that mean. My drip is too hard boi

by ThefireGriffin March 11, 2019

Failure Drill

Two to the chest, one to the head.

Hit him up with a failure drill and he'll go down.

by USMC KILLA March 28, 2010

Failure

Me

I'm a failure

by Jarbar February 21, 2017

Mein failure

A meme that the downfall community of parodies likes to nickname hitler as.

Fegelein: Dude, Did you see that new hitler rants parodies video?
Krebs: Fish. I know, I love the Mein failure joke.

by nonexistentturtle November 12, 2021

Perpetual failure

Constant disappointment, despite ever-lasting belief that success will eventual happen. Loser. Irrelevant, yet never-ending, drain on society.

Hey Bob, do you think the Toronto Maple Leafs will make it this year? Those rejects? No way! They're a perpetual failure; always have been, always will be.

by Jackalope Hunter May 19, 2014

abject failure

Completely fucked up beyond comparison, rather than just a bit fucked up.

It was an abject failure. We totally fucked it up!

by SCW, Walter's Old Tree May 27, 2016