Failuer

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someone who is just a complete EPIC FAIL. They fail at pretty much everything and there's nothing they can do about it.

in p.e class, a guy who tries to be super cool but isn't and then tries to do cool "moves" and they just fail and don't work out at all. therefore they are a failuer XD

Failuer by yourmom1234567891011213xyz March 4, 2011

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faucet failure

Used by Ski mask the slump god in his song faucet failure, to show how hard someone's drip is from having waves.

The doctor said I have an extreme condition. What is it. Faucet failure. What does that mean. My drip is too hard boi

faucet failure by ThefireGriffin March 11, 2019

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Failuer • failure • failer • failure to launch • failure to communicate • Failurism • Failureology • failure at life • failure cascade • Failure Face

Failure Drill

Two to the chest, one to the head.

Hit him up with a failure drill and he'll go down.

Failure Drill by USMC KILLA March 28, 2010

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Failure

I'm a failure

Failure by Jarbar February 21, 2017

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Mein failure

A meme that the downfall community of parodies likes to nickname hitler as.

Fegelein: Dude, Did you see that new hitler rants parodies video?
Krebs: Fish. I know, I love the Mein failure joke.

Mein failure by nonexistentturtle November 12, 2021

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Perpetual failure

Constant disappointment, despite ever-lasting belief that success will eventual happen. Loser. Irrelevant, yet never-ending, drain on society.

Hey Bob, do you think the Toronto Maple Leafs will make it this year? Those rejects? No way! They're a perpetual failure; always have been, always will be.

Perpetual failure by Jackalope Hunter May 19, 2014

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abject failure

Completely fucked up beyond comparison, rather than just a bit fucked up.

It was an abject failure. We totally fucked it up!

abject failure by SCW, Walter's Old Tree May 27, 2016

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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