Fahet 

A Freaking Awesome Guy Eating Tits

My brother is a fahet.

Fahet by Chrssss August 23, 2011

faheera 

Beautiful, smart and gorgeous. A girl that have the most beautiful smile. People love to be around her because she is good at comforting people and she is a kind hearted person

"Faheera always attract people because she have the most beautiful smile in the world." "Be as smart as Faheera." "Faheera always help the one that is important to her because she is a kind hearted person."

faheera by Hllbj April 22, 2018

facetank 

Basically ‘Face-tanking’ means standing directly in front of an enemy and take all of his attacks with little effort to dodge relying only on active healing or passive defenses to save you while drawing the aggro of said target away from the squishier party members.

Player 1 "Since you're a guardian, u should be facetanking all the hits while the other party members whale on him from behind."
Player 2 "Okay."

facetank by Insert coin to continue October 11, 2013

Faceterbate 

verb. The act of using facebook to chronically masterbate to the pictures of the hot people of your grade. One common step is to visually undress the target.

Sean: So, Billy did u faceterbate to Meghan lately?
Billy: Yeah, like a thousand times while watching the cubs game, and i gots mad chaff burns and a sticky belly buton.

Faceterbate by Billy <3s meghan June 22, 2008

Facetag 

A Facetag is a Hashtag used on Facebook, but it does not do anything because Facebook is not Twitter.

"Facebook post: If 2 people (male and female) create 2 children. They have effectively replaced themselves (birthrate is "2.1") #BadatMATH"

"Comment on post: Hey baby.. Hashtags on Facebook don't do anything!"

"Response: Hashtags are used on Twitter by twits. That was a Facetag"

Facetag by cheddarbob2u March 27, 2013

facetard 

anyone foolish enough to intentionally repeatedly use facebook

Using social networking sites, aka datamining, is patently foolish but only facetards use facebook

facetard by unrecalcitrant November 12, 2010

Bob Faget 

Comedian best known for starring in the early 90's sitcom "Full House", as well as, "America's Funniest Home Videos". Commonly misspelled "Bob Saget".

Bob Faget is currently hosting a game show called 1 vs 100.

Bob Faget by Reem-O May 29, 2007