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Fagshit is used to describe a situation or set of actions. Most common use is to announce your departure of a location, or declare your discontent for the people, or things being done at the location.
Yo bro, I was at this party and the cops showed up. It was total fagshit.

Hey man, I heard you touched some other dudes balls. That's fagshit.

I was hanging out with some people at this club, but then they started this 80's dancing competition. So I just told them that it was total fagshit and peaced out.
Fagshit by Greysticklol! September 23, 2009
ad. 1. That which is gay is fagshit.
2. Uncool acts
When the Cowboy narced on his friends to get out of a MIP, that was definately fagshit.
Fagshit by Joe Cool December 9, 2003

fanshitter 

n. (fan + shitter)

Someone who seeks or creates unnecessary drama. Instead of shit hitting the fan... these people unnecessarily shit INTO the fan.
My roomate is a goddamn fanshitter.
fanshitter by Eugenia Yang June 23, 2007

Fag Shit 

A very compact turd. As if a penis rams another's anal cavity, causing the shit to be nice and compact.
Man, I just took the biggest fag shit. Felt like a rock came out my ass.
Fag Shit by MiScreant March 7, 2012
Unintentional escape of shit while passing gas. Typically occurs while trying to fart at early stage of diarrhea.
Man, I farshitted my pants again! sooo embarrasing...
farshit by Mr. U-be-U May 19, 2008

Fagshire 

Any county in England that isn't London due to everything else ending in '-Shire'
Oh, what a fagshire.
Fagshire by K. Hoebag November 7, 2010
When you no homo giving your friend a brojob
Ryal was giving his best bro Matt a faghit.
faghit by BallinLikeStalin January 5, 2017
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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