Something that is so amazingly beyond jizzational it is just too much to possibly handle without dropping your kegs and fapping on the spot (WARNING: Use this word with care, it can only be used for the most jizzational things of all).
A more specific replacement for the slang use of "gay" ie. not good, bad, no good, un-cool,crappy, soft, unsuitable, or incompetent, without confusing the listener with an unnecessary general reference of preceived sexual orientation.
Bill Belichick just made the most fagocious play call I have ever seen in my life.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."