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Fagometer 

fah-GOM-eh-ter

Works like gaydar, but puts it's results on a scale of 0.0-10.0
That dude tripped off my gaydar, but he only registers 4.6 on the fagometer.
Fagometer by redheadbass March 2, 2011
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Guy #1: Did you know that Abercrombie & Fitch kill gay people and put them in their vents?

Guy #2: That explains a lot, it fucking smells like fagnole in there!
Fagnole by Senor Anon May 6, 2008

fagometer 

fag·o·me·ter
1.Instrument for measuring the amount of a persons gayness.
2.Something that registers or responds to gayrods, or anyone that could be considered a homo
Dude 1: "Hey! Lets go clubbin and wear pink stripped button down shirts and drink Appletini's and Red Bull and Vodka's all night. Then come home wasted and give eachother backrubs!"
Dude 2: "Hold on one second......." long pause
(leaves room to grab fagometer)
Loud buzzing noise emits from fagometer
Long pause
"Dude, you are an off the charts fagasaurus!!!"
fagometer by Jontastic May 4, 2005

Fagometer 

Used to measure the level of fagocity of a person. Generally it ranges from 1 to 10.
I measured his fagocity using my fagometer. He was a 10 out of 10.
Fagometer by KIutchy November 29, 2009

fagonometry 

the study of being gay and/or lame
Yeah, I have a degree in fagonometry.
fagonometry by omgbeartrap January 30, 2005

Fagometry 

Another word for being gay

When a person gives off gay vibes

When someone says something gay
Shut tf up with that fagometry

He's trying to use his fagometry on me
Fagometry by Project money November 14, 2018
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