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Fagometer 

fah-GOM-eh-ter

Works like gaydar, but puts it's results on a scale of 0.0-10.0
That dude tripped off my gaydar, but he only registers 4.6 on the fagometer.
Fagometer by redheadbass March 2, 2011
A mont of sorts with faggot personality traits.
I made the mistake of hanging out with Shawn last night, he is the such a fagmont!
fagmont by helicopter jones May 16, 2008

fagometer 

fag·o·me·ter
1.Instrument for measuring the amount of a persons gayness.
2.Something that registers or responds to gayrods, or anyone that could be considered a homo
Dude 1: "Hey! Lets go clubbin and wear pink stripped button down shirts and drink Appletini's and Red Bull and Vodka's all night. Then come home wasted and give eachother backrubs!"
Dude 2: "Hold on one second......." long pause
(leaves room to grab fagometer)
Loud buzzing noise emits from fagometer
Long pause
"Dude, you are an off the charts fagasaurus!!!"
fagometer by Jontastic May 4, 2005

Fagometer 

Used to measure the level of fagocity of a person. Generally it ranges from 1 to 10.
I measured his fagocity using my fagometer. He was a 10 out of 10.
Fagometer by KIutchy November 29, 2009

Fagmountain 

A person who is so incredibly gant that gant no longer properly describes them.
Man 1: "Hey look at that guy, he is so gant"
Man 2: "Ye tell me about it...what a fucking Fagmountain"

"All that guy does is whinge, goddamn Fagmountain"
Fagmountain by Fro n Mike March 9, 2009
The term is used for situations where one or more gay friend(s) are displaced from a social circle--the circle thus becomes "fagmented". The inverse of this is referred to as "defagmentation".

Fagment is a portmanteau nonce word combining the meanings of "fragment" and gay man. The term was coined in the Buffalo, NY art community around Fall of 2007 and its usage is rapidly growing.
". . . this drama caused Dennis and Rodney to fagment from the group; we weren't sure how to defagment our social circle."
fagment by aliceandevie December 15, 2007