Someone that you hate so much you don't know what to call them. Used in a situation or event that is in need of a word that is even more disgracful then "gaytarded". Used only in level tenbullshit situations.

Man 1: "That he is fucking gaytarded!"
Man 2: "No, he is a straight up faggotassbitch!"

Faggotassbitch by IWeildBanana July 1, 2012

faggotass

Derogatory term referring to a wimp, sissy, queer, or almost anyone with undesirable qualities.

Tyrone used to be my friend, then his faggotass stole all that money from me, so I had to kick his ass, know what I'm sayin?

faggotass by MasterOfTheUniverse December 15, 2007

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faggyness

possesing very gay characteristics, the level of ones homosexuality.

josh, your faggyness astounds me. put on a shirt.

faggyness by the undying zombie March 13, 2008

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faggotissimo

the Italian term for an extreme faggot.

James:what's a faggotissimo?
Jake:a really faggoty faggot.

faggotissimo by James the JiggaMan July 30, 2007

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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