Someone that you hate so much you don't know what to call them. Used in a situation or event that is in need of a word that is even more disgracful then "gaytarded". Used only in level tenbullshit situations.
Man 1: "That he is fuckinggaytarded!"
Man 2: "No, he is a straight up faggotassbitch!"
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failureshower.