Definitions by Shelbs

royal faggotness

State; quality; condition; degree: brightness of a Superior homosexual man

Matt is always asking for things to do . .. he's like he royal Faggotness

royal faggotness by Shelbs June 21, 2006

Red bull

it among other energy drinks is wht keeps me alive and makes me jump higher at track meets!!!

"fuck! i'm having a red bull crash!!.." "COACH!!! WE NEED TO STOP AND GET MORE RED BULL!!!"

Red bull by shelbs May 13, 2005

porker 

someone who is fat and obviously does nothing to help that..

"damn!! madalyns a fuckin' porker!!! did u c her put away that whole bag of ruffles druing prac.?!?!?"

porker by shelbs May 13, 2005

monkey feet 

Its when you have a jesus toe.

When your index toe is bigger than your big toe and it looks like it can grip things

monkey feet by Shelbs April 21, 2005

kick'n fresh 

A term for dorky but yet cool.

Alex came to the ppol having to wear those ugly swim shoes because his mom made him. I'd have to say they were pretty kick'n fresh

kick'n fresh by Shelbs April 11, 2005

blasphemy

To do something out of ordinary ,kind of like playing god or to act like you are. To state false comments about things you dont kno.

Jenny always assumes she knows everything about a certain person ,but yet she knows nothing ,she needs to stop trying to play god and shut up

blasphemy by Shelbs April 9, 2005

shnazy 

Shnazy means a classy cool, Like to say something urban looks classy yet updated.

Wow that skirt looks shnazy on that you.

shnazy by Shelbs March 22, 2005