You take a bassoon bocal and shove it into a trombone.
Faggot + Trombone =
Fagbone.
One of the most eloquent and beautiful instruments ever conceived by man.
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.