elstrongo's definitions

Fanboner

When a fanboy becomes very elated by an event within geek culture that he literally or figuratively pops a boner.

Fanboy: Kelsey Grammer has been cast as the Highfather in the live action DC universe?!?!? I have the biggest fanboner right now!!!

by elstrongo March 7, 2017

Urban dictionary

A site that used to be about free speech, but is now run by fascist, censoring, pussies.

Yes, I'm talking about you, whoever you are reading this and about to reject this submission. Fuck you, you weak liberal shitstain. To think out of all that sperm your bitch ass won the race. What a loss!

Urban Dictionary used to be a great site until it was hijacked by a bunch of commie cunts

by elstrongo December 21, 2020

Coffee bomb

The giant shit you take after your first or second cup of coffee in the morning.

Employee: Hey, Boss, I gotta go drop a coffee bomb; that last cup of java is beginning to cause a storm in my stomach.

by elstrongo March 6, 2017