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Factinion

Factinion is a blend of "fact" and "opinion". If everyone believes it to be true than it MUST be a fact.
Mike: Dude, everyone wants to bone your mom.
Ryan: No, that's a lie.
Mike: No, it's a factinion.
by madisonbonner November 14, 2010
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red faction

Great game. takes place in the future. can blow up pretty much anything.
Red Faction Intro:
Mars... I always thought of it as a romantic place, a planet of mystery and adventure.
I came here 6 months ago thinking it would be an escape from earth.
I wanted some time to think, to figure out what to do with my life.
A year in the Ultor mines seemed like a great way to straiten myself out... man was I a fool.

Life in the mines is hell. I haven't had a minute to myself since I got here.
You’re jammed 8 to a room; time sharing your bunks... conditions are barley livable.
And the guards are everywhere. Ultor doesn't care if we live or die.
We’re at the breaking point.

And then there's the plague killing off miners left and right.
When the man next to you dies before your eyes and your turn can come any minute.... it freaks you out.
No one knows where it came from or how to cure it.... or at least the miners don’t know.

Someone named EOS is putting up pamphlets in the barracks, claiming that Ultors' responsible for the plague.
The pamphlets urge minors to be ready for a revolt against Ultor.
A lot of miners are muttering, but nothing's come of it yet.

As bad as things are in the barracks, they're brutal down in the mines.
You spend 10 hours drenched in your own sweat in the envirosuit, grinding away at rock walls.
The guards make sure you work the whole shift... they enjoy their work way too much.
You get out of the driller after your shift is over and all you've done is dig yourself in a little deeper...
I don't know how long I can keep doing this...
by sensfan19_15 May 19, 2007
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Factinista

A person, or group of people, who spend their lives telling others what is or is not a fact, based on what they have read in books.

Coined by Steven Colbert during a brilliant monologue at the White House Correspondents Dinner.
Ladies and gentlemen of the press corps, Madame First Lady, Mr. President, my name is Stephen Colbert and tonight it's my privilege to celebrate this president. We're not so different, he and I. We get it. We're not brainiacs on the nerd patrol. We're not members of the factinista. We go straight from the gut, right sir? That's where the truth lies, right down here in the gut. Do you know you have more nerve endings in your gut than you have in your head? You can look it up. I know some of you are going to say "I did look it up, and that's not true." That's 'cause you looked it up in a book.
by russbrucks August 30, 2008
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status-faction

Being satisfied with the amount of comments and likes recieved on a facebook status.
Facebook user: Wow 46 likes and 123 comments. now thats status-faction
by diego montanegro March 1, 2010
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fartition

Any kind of smell shield between someone's nose and bad gas. Ie: t-shirt or blanket.
My gas was so bad last night my girlfriend used the blanket as a fartition to keep the smell away from her.
by Dr. Smoot July 21, 2009
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Despair Faction

A fan club for AFI which provides exclusive privleges for diehard fans, a "way for us to give back to the band" (quote Davey Havok) and it, overall, very much worth the 30 bucks. Abbreviation: DF
by crucifiedhavok28 February 26, 2004
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science faction

refers to:
(1) Actual scientific discoveries or inventions that are so hard to believe as to be commonly mistaken for science fiction.

(2) A speculative technological discovery or invention specifically referred to in past science fiction writing that has since become true.
Apparently an invisibility cloak has become science faction as military scientists have discovered a reflective material that can bend light around a subject making the subject effectively invisible.
by Gregory B Russell February 11, 2009
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