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It's generally a really fat and lonely kid. They tend to not have friends and are always laughed at.
Furthermore, they have a computer in their kitchen because they're too fat to get up to make a sandwich. (and they have a big jar full of potatoes right beside their screen for no reason).

Next, all they do with their like is play games over the net with people from Korea, such as Starcraft of Starcraft II and are huge douchebags.

All in all, they're white chubby kids with a receading hairline (aka balding at the age of 17) and are named the "Top YuGiOh Champion" because they beat 8 years in the game and feel special when really they're are a huge piece of shit.
Their nickname also includes "Fatgot Phamporg", for: Fat Faggot Phantom Vampire Cyborg.

Cheers!
-Hey, it's Cory!
-No man, that's faggot!
-More like FATGOT!
AHAHA
Fatgot by IHateCory October 30, 2010
A person who is queer/homosexual, and comes in an enormous size.

There are also many other words to describe enormous;
Fat, bloated, obese, thick, diabetic, feminist, etc...
Example sentence: “Oh yeah, Karen is such a fatgot”
- “I knew they were fat but I didn’t know they were gay!”
Fatgot by Zlr/Lda May 9, 2019

factotumised

When the funk/rock 4 piece band Factotum take a song and butcher it until it is unrecognisable to the untrained ear, apart from the lyrics which mostly stay the same.

Factotum can factotumise any song from Daniel Orlick's 'Attitude' to Aretha Franklin's 'Respect'.
Music fan 1: "Hey, did you hear that version of Respect on the radio?"
Music fan 2: "Which one?"
Music fan 1: "The factotumised one."
Music fan 2: "That was Respect? It sounded nothing like it. Well, apart from the lyrics."
factotumised by factotummusic April 16, 2008

factotum 

n. A man who never had a job he liked; and never kept a job he had.
On such jobs a factotum becomes tired. They experience weariness beyond fatigue. They say mad, brilliant things. Out of my head, I cussed and talked and cracked jokes and sang. Hell boils with laughter.
factotum by Nietzschean July 3, 2007
portmanteau of "fat and "faggot", refers to someone who is both obese and faggoty
In addition to having man-titties, John is a senior in high school who still play yugiyoh, therefore he is a fatgot.
fatgot by itsbusinesstime November 7, 2010

Factotally

When something is totally true - to the point of becoming fact
"Did you forget to call to let me know you would be home?!"
"I factotally tried, but it was busy!"
Factotally by Word*Smith August 27, 2008
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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