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Factgot

erm factgot ;-;”
by herborai May 2, 2024
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Fatgot

It's generally a really fat and lonely kid. They tend to not have friends and are always laughed at.
Furthermore, they have a computer in their kitchen because they're too fat to get up to make a sandwich. (and they have a big jar full of potatoes right beside their screen for no reason).

Next, all they do with their like is play games over the net with people from Korea, such as Starcraft of Starcraft II and are huge douchebags.

All in all, they're white chubby kids with a receading hairline (aka balding at the age of 17) and are named the "Top YuGiOh Champion" because they beat 8 years in the game and feel special when really they're are a huge piece of shit.
Their nickname also includes "Fatgot Phamporg", for: Fat Faggot Phantom Vampire Cyborg.

Cheers!
-Hey, it's Cory!
-No man, that's faggot!
-More like FATGOT!
AHAHA
by IHateCory October 30, 2010
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Fatgot

A person who is queer/homosexual, and comes in an enormous size.

There are also many other words to describe enormous;
Fat, bloated, obese, thick, diabetic, feminist, etc...
Example sentence: “Oh yeah, Karen is such a fatgot”
- “I knew they were fat but I didn’t know they were gay!”
by Zlr/Lda May 9, 2019
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factotumised

When the funk/rock 4 piece band Factotum take a song and butcher it until it is unrecognisable to the untrained ear, apart from the lyrics which mostly stay the same.

Factotum can factotumise any song from Daniel Orlick's 'Attitude' to Aretha Franklin's 'Respect'.
Music fan 1: "Hey, did you hear that version of Respect on the radio?"
Music fan 2: "Which one?"
Music fan 1: "The factotumised one."
Music fan 2: "That was Respect? It sounded nothing like it. Well, apart from the lyrics."
by factotummusic April 16, 2008
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factotum

n. A man who never had a job he liked; and never kept a job he had.
On such jobs a factotum becomes tired. They experience weariness beyond fatigue. They say mad, brilliant things. Out of my head, I cussed and talked and cracked jokes and sang. Hell boils with laughter.
by Nietzschean July 3, 2007
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fatgot

portmanteau of "fat and "faggot", refers to someone who is both obese and faggoty
In addition to having man-titties, John is a senior in high school who still play yugiyoh, therefore he is a fatgot.
by itsbusinesstime November 7, 2010
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Factotally

When something is totally true - to the point of becoming fact
"Did you forget to call to let me know you would be home?!"
"I factotally tried, but it was busy!"
by Word*Smith August 27, 2008
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